This is what happens to your boss's cup ...........

My boss who shall remain nameless HA... asked me for some of our chicken poo for the gardens at home so I brought some into work in a blue bucket and wouldn't ya know it someone dropped his cup into it upside down and took pictures ....mmmmm wonder who that was......(ne ya ha hahaaaa - EVIL LAUGH) what was that song boss Gibbo's what....you've been drinking out of that cup all week you know, did you clean it anytime at all....thats right you don't clean your cup eh....snigger....noticed anything strange in the taste bud region...the dog acting weird.....
I know I'll get paid out but hey I love where I work and enjoy what I do so here's to you Boss and happy birthday Sean (2IC)38 today we should have soaked you.
A joke I recieved today...again
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask
me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating
b*stard of a f*cking bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?